10 Reasons Why You Can’t Trust a “Vicious” Pitbull

Everyone knows how vicious and dangerous pitbulls can be and someone put together this highly enlightening list of ten reason why you just cannot trust a pitbull.  Please be sure to take note of the truth and keep these in mind, especially if you share your home with one of these “vicious” dogs!

-They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.

-They will take the treat you give them and bury it in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

-They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do the laundry…again!

-They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.

-They will cause children to smile.

-They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

-They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your ice cream bowl… and your face.

-They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.

-They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.

-They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show.

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